fascinated by the legendary Keith,
he sports spiked hair and unbelievably cool aura,
jumps, flips, and roars daily,
thinks energy drinks are for total losers.
stage lightning operators hate to see him coming.
the prodigial raver is a daring protector of night owls
and strong knee ligaments everywhere.
He says: "smack my brew up"
Durable and fully recyclable. Made to last.
